Tupper Lake, November 6, 2012 by Jeff Boucher

Sunday, April 17, 2011

I've Got Your Dogs!


Went to Shaheen's IGA yesterday for who knows what,and while perusing the Hot Dog section, don't I run across a single pack of Fenway Franks.  
Fenway Franks????? 
Is this some kind of cruel joke?

Let it be said, this is Yankee Country kids.
I grew up listening to the Scooter broadcasting on WPIX out of NY and learned early on the Red Sox were the enemy!

I was miffed.
What to do, what to do?
I bought 'em.
For $2.49.

Now I'm figuring there's some poor Red Sox loving bastard out there that special ordered these dogs in complete secrecy, hoping to slide into Shaheen's and escape with the evil sausages under the cover of darkness.

Well, it didn't happen!
I've got your dogs and I'm holding them hostage!

If I don't receive a 5 Dollar Bill in the mail before midnight tonight, I'll eat your dogs!

4 comments:

  1. You get mail on Sunday?

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  2. Don't we all get mail on Sunday? :)

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  3. Wow...I have never seen those before. Don't eat them, it's a trap!!!!!

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